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| Sunday, September 19th, 2004 | | 6:27 pm |
Cutting edge headfuck NEW idea!!!!!!!!
Okay. I have just had the most HEADFUCK idea EVER.
Get ready for this.
BRAIN, prepare for a totally OUT-THERE IDEA...
What if, right, people eg Shcitzohphrenecs, who are mental by SOCIETIES
RULES, what if... they could actually SEE INTO A DIFFERENT
REALITY?
OMFG!!! MJYYKKIIANNNZ and mental illness!!!1!!!!!! I wonder why no-ones thuought about this before?!!!!?
I totally have to think some more about this!!! But I AM onto something!! Something TOTALLY CUTTINGG EDGE!!!!!!!!
!!!!!111"!1!!!!!!!!!!INCOMING PARADGIGM SHIFT!!!!1!!!!!!""!!!!!!!! | | Saturday, September 18th, 2004 | | 6:05 pm |
SILENCED!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!1!!!!"!!!!!!
So at first we seemed to be getting away with it but then we were BANNED They were alot different than I espected on the forums. I thuought that theyd try and sihgn me up for Anerecxianess so they could get thier commision or whatever, but instead they told me that I sounded a bit confused. HOW PATRONISING!!!!! I almost told them how i was actually a cutting-edge new-style fire/air sorceror urban technoshawoman freeform post-chaos MYGJYYKYIN, but did not want to blow my cover. I asked them how I could also become an Anerecxia, and one guy started posting pictures of COFFINS!! WTF???!!! Then they seaid I should not post my wieight & hieght!! because it was against they're stupid Forum Rules WTFFFF???!!!1!!? Like anyones got time to read all that shit!! TinyBrokenButterflyAngel did a bit better, but not much. after we posted a couple of times people started to try and SILENCE us by saying we should not even be on the Forums!! as they were forums for people recovering from Eds. I don't know what Eds is but THE LAST TIME I LOOKED, the Intarnet was a FORUM FOR FREE SPEACH!!!!!!! So then we broke out our most HEADFUCK images. We used our FRACTALS & images of the MATRIX but also some Kate Moss & other modles and pictures of starving people & people dying of being Anerexcias. WELL of course they couldn't handle our cutting edge information!!!! and people started whining about how the pictures could have "triggered" them. Well that is just BULLSHIT!!! because "triggering" means giving someone an Epelepsy, and everyone KNOWS that people only throw Epelepsies from seeing things that flash on and off!!!!1!!!!. Which noen of our pictures did. So ONCE AGAIN all our hard work and everything got deleted and we got BANNED!!!??!!!! So much for free speach!!!! Some people are just SCARED of the TRUTH!!!!"!!!!!!1! | | Thursday, September 16th, 2004 | | 10:25 pm |
Project Destroy ProAnerexcia! Me and Seiur Keigh Uigne sighned up to a Anerexcia forums to find some ProAnarexicas. It is a forums about Anerexcia and Bullimica, called "Recovery & Hope: A Community for ED Survivours." We took awhile to choos suitebley ProAnerexcia sounding names. I am LordOfNotBeingFat, and he is TinyBrokenButterflyAngel. (I asked Seiur Keigh Uigne why he was not LordofNotBeingFat, but he said it would cover our tracks better if were using GENDERFUK names. Also its more Invisible this way, like Lord Fanny & Boy in the comics.!! Seiur Keigh Uigne has the coolest ideas sometimes. he is so in toutch with his femininine side, like in Poppy Z. Brite!!! CUTTING EDGE!!!!!!) So far were getting away with it. I introduced myself saying that I was a young teen (which I practically am, I'm only 31 which is like the new 17, I read it in a lifestyle magazine). I said I needed to lose some wiegeth to look like that guy from silverchair and also that I wanted to take an 8 in dresses. Seiur Keigh Uigne (or should I say TinyBrokenButterflyAngel!! LOLOLOL!!!!!!) said he (sory SHE!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLLL!!!!!) wanted to look like Kate moss and wear size 7 in dresses. HAHA --> @ Kate Moss! Seiur Keigh Uigne is so inventeve!!! Once we are established well STRIKE!!!! with pictures of Anarexicas like fasion models and that Allie MacBeal. Once people see the CONSEQUENCES of being an Anarexica, they will run down to Burger King!! We shall soon root out the evils of ProAnarexicas!!!!1!!!!!!! With our HEADFUCK memetic skills and warrior MYJYICK, well preobably cure everyone of being Anarexicas overnight!!!!! and then the PROs will all have to get new jobs hahahah LOLLLLLLLLOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!"!!! | | Monday, September 13th, 2004 | | 1:33 pm |
OMFG!!! OMFG!!!!! OMFG!! !!!!!!!!!!!1!!!
You know Sir Kay Une of House Des'pyr, Laird of the Shadow Folk? Okay well, he's not Sir Kay Une anymore he's Seiur Keigh Uigne. He's got more into his Seltic roots lately (he found out that his Grandmother might have been called McDonald which is Welsh) so he wanted a Gialiec name, so he's adopted Galiec spellings of his name. Only he doesn't want to not have any french in his name so he's adopted the title of Siuer, which is french for Sir. Hes still of House De'spyr thoguh, and also still Laird of the Shadowe Folke, only more so now because of being Seltic. So anyway that's not waht this entries about. This entry is about WARNING everyone of a TERRIBLE BRAND NEW THREAT, which is called Proanerexcia. ( Read more... ) | | Thursday, September 9th, 2004 | | 12:29 pm |
| | Wednesday, September 8th, 2004 | | 3:54 pm |
I still haven't managed to hook up with Lord Ka. Its really wieird. We exchange a lot of emails but Every time we manage to arrange something, something happens and he cant come! Our Psichych link remains as strong as ever though, for Lord Ka always seems to know what I have been doing, its uncanny, he knows if i have been to the pub and waht ive been drinking and everything!! Been seeing that combover guy around alot lately. He must live near my flat or something, because Ive seen him waiting at the bustop outside and also in the waggon and Horses. I hope he is not a spy for the MAN!!!1!!! ha ha j/k. Went to anoyther Moot at the Waggon and Horses last night. I am BOYCOTTING the so-called Gathering of Pagan, Wiccan, Odinistic, Dischordian and other Alternative Spiritualities until they adopt a less ELITEST and EXCLUTIONARY title. So instead of Wednesdays and alternate Fridays I am going to the Waggon and Horses on Tuesdays and the Marquis of Granby on Fridays. This Moot is called the Wiccan, Neo-Pagan, Shaman and Shawoman's Moot. Which is not perfect, since my path isn't exactly any of those, since i am a new-style fire/air sorceror urban technoshawoman freeform post-chaos MYGJJJYYKKN, but it is still better than the GoPWODaOAS's NARROW-MINDEDNESS. But its a bit new so not many people are coming yet. And the organiser (whose called Darren but whos name in MYGJJJYYK is FireStorm RavenWolfCloud) couldn't get the night off from the call-centre so it was just me and this guy who was really there for the Warhammer group but he got the day wrong. It was okay though because I was able to explain loads of MYGJJJYYK to him & he was really interested, though he had to leave after 20 minutes incase his girlfriend forgot to feed the cat. Then I went home and did a SIGEL to ward off all the PSYICHIC ATTACKS I have suffred from lately, then read some more of MATRIX WARRIOR. I think I am maybe 17% unplugged from the MATRIX now!!!!!1!!! | | Monday, August 30th, 2004 | | 9:04 am |
Really REALLY BAD NEWS!!!!!!!1!!!!
OMFG(-d) I really AM under MASSIVE PSIYCYC ASSUALT!!! I have PROOf!!! OOKaay, well I went back on my GNVQ class in computers. And it turns out I missed this asingnment deadline while I was WITHDRAWING MY ENERGIES. And this other assinngmnet. And a phase test. And they were all like Well if you want to stay on the course then you have to do ALL THIS SHIT by Mondday or were chucking you out!!! so then I waas like "WHAHHHHT?" and I tried to explain about how i was Withdrawing my energies because they were being GATEKEEPERS (just like it says the Warchowski Brothers are in Matrix Warrior!) and they said "Nevertheless, if you want to continue this course you have to do the coursework, blah blah" and I was like "WHHHHAAAAAAATTTT!!" because why should I do this shit which is totally BENEATH ME because I am already totally skilled with computers? But they wouldn't listen. They suck! They are so totally HIDEBOUND by their LINEAR REALITY TUNNEL!!!! There was nothing for it but to except their tems. So I said Okay I'll get it done, which was on Friday. But i had a couple of rituals to do on Friday night and so i couldnt do it then. And then on Saturday I had another really important ritual during the day, and that night my favourite band, the Chains of Agony, were playing at the Waggon and Horses so I just HAD to go. So that left Sunday. so when I got back from the Pub on saturday night the FIRST thing i did was a TIME MANIPULATION RITUAL that I invented so that I could slow down time enough to do all my coursework the next day; luckily I had Absinthe in the house because Absinthe is my ritual Libation. BUT!!! The person or people responsible for the Psiycych attack must have CORRUPTED my ritual somehopw because when I woke up it was 1-30 in the afternoon!!! Also the Psiycych attckers had CURSED me with an Astral Sickness!!!! I was suffering from Psiycychal Damage in BOTH my stomach chackrar AND my THIRD EYE!!!!!!1!!, as PROVEN by the fact I was nuaseuos and had a severe pain in my head. These people are obviously completely commited to Destroying my MYAGGIKYL carreer so I had to spend most of the afternoon strengthening my Sheild. I was a bit lucky because I found a wesite with almoast EXACTLY the same asingnment as one of my asingnments, also I got most of the answers to my so called phase test. The other assingmnet was a bit more of a problem: I ended up paying about £20 for it. Then I spent the rest of Sunday night charging a powerful Sigel to make sure I passed. But my atackkers were not done with me!!! in my haste to get thnrough my OVERLOAD of work, I had accidently left the name of the guy whos website I got my work off at the top of my assignement. So then they go "Blah blah, plagerism, blah blah," and I was like "Well information wants to be FREE!" but they were too linear to listen. They failed my assgnments and now I'll have to rtake that WHOLE UNIT AGAIN!!!! Also they said that if I ever use the Free Information of the Internet in that way again (so called "plagerism", which it wasn't even, because I made NO MONEY!!!!), they'll BAN me from the technical colladge!!!!!!! Talk about a POLICE STATE!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH FOR FREEDOM OF SPEACH. I will FIND OUT who is responsible for these Psiycych attacks and I will HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!"!! | | Sunday, August 22nd, 2004 | | 10:54 pm |
Sad poem :(
OMG I've just got of AIM, I was talking to Syr Kaye Une of House De'spyr. (only he is not Syr Kaye Une of House De'spyr anymore he's Syr Kaye Une of House De'spyr, Lairde of the Shadow Folke.) He's just broken up with his girlfriend who he was going out with for AGES, like at least 6 months. He was going to commit suicide on his webcam!!!!1!!! I had to talk him out of it!!!!!! And he sent me this really sad poem he wrote about his gilrfrined. He doesn't have a Lj so he asked if I could post it here. ( I know it is not very PC but it is SOOOO SAAD!!!1!!! :'( ) | | Thursday, August 19th, 2004 | | 9:49 pm |
Hahahahaa!
Look at this cartoon that Syr Kaye Une sent me!!!1! It is funny but also CUTTING EDGE. It explaines why too much PCNESS is UNFAIR.  (I have great computor skills since going back on my NVQ1 so if the link does not work it is because THE MAN hacked into my HMLT. chop and glue in youre browsing toolbelt.) | | 8:17 pm |
I GOT BANNED AGAIN!!!
This time it was a forums about religion. I thought that a X-tian board would be interested in my/our (that is me and Kay Une's (see 1)) manefestoe, becuase Jesus was a MUGJGCKYYYN wha was also a teacher who was a Rabbi (not a Jedi, that's different!! Hahahah JOKING!) who was an AIr/FIRE spirit who was a Vympere(see 2). BUT no sooner had I started 11 or 12 threads with my/our manefestoe, I got called a TROLL. AGIAN!!! MORE CENSORSHIP!!! The Fact that I got called a Troll is also BLATANT PROOF of a internet royal family who are STALKING ME because I KEEP hearing that word used to SILENCE me! (1)Kay Une is now known as Syr Kaye Une (of House De'spyr.) But his frineds can call him Kaye. (2)proper spelling which Syr Kaye Une (of House De'spyr) and his Blood Kin use to destinguish themselves from POSEURES. | | Tuesday, August 17th, 2004 | | 10:23 pm |
HYPRESIGEL!!!
(This is not the same as the CUTTING EDGE HYPERSIGEL from earlier. THIS is a PROTECTIVE SPELL to ward off the malicious PYSHIYC ATTACKS i have been getting in my emails. It is also a Poem which has rhymse so if will get stuck in the head of my ENEMY like a FRACTAL MEME.) Non-not-nun-nin! YOU are the Out! Dark! Nin-not-nun-non! YOU are the DOG That BARKS!!! HERE comes the POSTMAN!! But you are Too FAR From your WOLF NATURE HAPPY gnawing on The DRY BONES Of your CONFORMITY!!! Like A DOG!! You chase away the POSTMAN. You FEAR Letters telling you to BE FREE!! And KNOW THYSELF!!!! (PS Kay Une asked me to put that I just mean Dark like when your noninlightened but not the cool kind of Dark like if you have to feed off DARK energy like Kay Une. Also it was Revealed to Kay Une in a ouija ritual he did after his evening V:TM session that he is not just a Vampire he is also a Dark Elf!!! And also a Black WOLF Spirit!! I hope I can get a Revelation like that soon.) | | Sunday, August 15th, 2004 | | 7:59 pm |
| | Saturday, August 14th, 2004 | | 5:38 pm |
GREAT news!!!!
Lord Ka emailed me to say why he was not at our rendevouse point the other day. Aparently he was also ATTACKED on the ASTREL PLANE!!!! he was doing a ritual to help a sick frend but while he was in ASTREL FORM a TULPER created by some evil MYGJJJYKKYYN attacked him and he had to do an EMERGENCY CLEANSING!!!1!! Lucky he is a SERIOUS MYGJJJYKKYYN who is an ADEPT in NATIVE-AMERICAN, Voodoo, wicca, Odinistic, and also some Hindu MYGJJJYKKs. so he won but he cound't come to the burger king car park :(, at LEAST not in PHYSICAL form but it turns out that in ASTREL FORM he was there all along!!!!! He knew even what I was wearing and what my bag looked like and EVERYTHING!!!!!!! That PROVES he is an ipipisisisimuss! Anyway. So i went to the local Pagan moot at the Waggon and Horses. I emailed Lord Ka to see if he wanted to maybe meet up after but he said that he couldn't because I would have too many peoples ASTREL VIBRATIONS on my clothes. so I just went to the moot by myself. I did not have a good time. they said they were renaming the Moot from the Pagan Moot to the Gathering of Pagan, Wiccan, Odinistic, Dischordian and other Alternative Spiritualities, but I wanted it to be the Gathering of Pagan, Wiccan, Odinistic and other Alternative Spiritualities AND new-style fire/air urban technoshaman freeform post-chaos MYGJJJYKKYYNs but everyone said that that was to long and anyway we already had "Alternative Spiritualities" in the name so I WITHDREW MY ENERGIES from the meet at that point although i stayed there because I wanted to SEND BACK all the NEGATIVE ENERGIES that i recivied during the debat (so-called). I focused REALLY HARD on visualizing my anger as a Dark Fog that would engulf everyone there who did not want to acknowledge the validity of my path (which is to say, new-style fire/air urban technoshaman freeform post-chaos MYGJJJYKKYYNs. Lady RoseMoon from "Dreamer in the Clouds" where I buy my incense who is just a SAD WANABEE must have noticed what was going on because she DELIBERATELY destracted me from my meditations by asking if i had a headache and offering me a paracetamol. BITCH. Something odd: that combover guy from burger king the other night was in the pub. he kept sort of looking over at me. Maybe my POWER is becoming so strong that even the "norms" are drawn to it, even though they know not what they see. | | Friday, August 13th, 2004 | | 11:44 pm |
PSICYICH ATTACK!!!!!!!!
I AM UNDER PSICYICH ATTACK!! I HAVE PROOFF!!!# I opened my email today to see THIS! QUOTE:
Roberto Mclain,';
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OBVIOUSLY someone got my email off this site (HOW????) and used it to send me a HYPERSIGEL to fuck me up!! FIRSTLY: I don't even know a "Roberto Mclain," which is not even ENGLISH (not that i am a racialist or anything). ALSO this: '; is not ANY kind of smiley that I know. it looks lik a winking smley like ;) but you see there is NO MOUTH and a thing over on eye, which is a SIGEL to say that "I hope you (that is me, that is, inlightenedment) get a head injury over your eye that makes you not speak and also not close one eye" which I NEEED to do to MEDITATE which I need to do for MYAJGYIYJKK (PS i am really good at this, I can meditate for almost 7 minutes, I would be able to go for longer except that my NEIGHBOUR keeps coming home at 6-00 and running the bath or the shower or something, whatever it is I can here water running, and how's anyone supposed to meditate with all THAT going on? And if I just play the MATRIX soundtrack a few times when it's a bit late he has the NERVE to be all "Boo hoo, its 3-00 in the morning and I have to be up at six am to go to work" and when I tried to explain that he should not let his life be ruled by MONEY he got all HOSTILE!!) SECONDLY: "0n
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Aid M D s such as"THIS IS AN OBVIOUS THREATT to make me get SICK with EVIL MYAJGYIYJKK!!! And make me go BACK TO SLEEP and be a PRISNER and not seek inlightenedment anymore!! Then there follws the MOST OBVIOUSLY EVIL MYAJGYIYJKKYL part, which is a strange acrostic or puzzle or something, which I can't work out. I could work it out with GERMARTIAN but I dont' want to look at it to much incase it is a FRACTAL which infects me with a MEME. anyway it looks like this: C i @ l i s,}
v @ l i um,/
x @ n @ x,}
s 0 m @ ,:
v i 0 x x,+
v i l g r @ , *(sorry if I fucked my HMLT, I had my eyes shut.) Then there is THIS part, which is waht makes it OBVIOUSLY a HYPERSIGEL: --
qualify ,repel .
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,cuddly ,bamboo .qualify, WHICH is a REFERENCE to the fact that I did not pass my NVQ 1 of computor skills. Which I could of passed but they wouldn't teach us any hacking, which is what computors are FOR anyway so I WITHDREW MY ENERGY from it. It was a command to go back into the SYSTEM. repel, which is a reference to how the SYSTEM will repel my efforts to tear it down. cuddly and bamboo, which are a discription of the nearly extinct Panda, to say that I am NEARLY EXTINCT!!1!!! OMFG.!!!!!!!!!!????!!!!!1 | | Tuesday, August 10th, 2004 | | 9:04 pm |
Bad news and Good news!!!!
I'm really dissappointed. You know i wuz going to meet, LORD KA? That guy I met on the board where me and Kevin were trying to spread our MESSAGE that time? And it turned out he lives in the same town as me!? ( http://www.livejournal.com/users/mordantcarnival/15239.html) Okay so I emailed him my mobile number and he phones me!! and he says "do you still want to meet up?" and I says "yeah" and he's like "okay so you know the burger king?" and I go "Oh, the one near the Waggon and Horses?" and he says "no the one on the retail park next to the Lidl. meet me out the back of the car park" and I was like "okay, what time?" and he's like "11-30." I wasn't sure about that because the Burger King that's next to the Lidl is a bit isolated and there's not many people around and i think prozzies go there. So i said Could we meet in a caff or a pub or something and Lord Ka says No because if you go somewhere crowded there are to many different ARAUAS and if you are PSICYHLY SENSITIVE (like a true MYJGKYYYNN is) you get sick in the ASTREL BODY from all those ARAUAS because most people do not know how to cleanse their VIBRATIONS. so he has to meet me somewhere secluded. So then I said Could my friend come but he said No becuse as a true MYJGKYYYNN he is often BETRAYED by people because he brings out their Lower natures and most people cant handle being confronted by their Lower natures, so they get angry with him. So he has to be very careful who he lets into his Astrel Psphere. SO then I said, "Could we meet a bit earlier like about 10-00" and he started to get a bit angry and asked me if i was even serious about becoming a true MYJGKYYYNN. He said that if I was serious I had to get used to taking risks and treading on the DARK SIDE. sO I felt a bit bad and I agreed i would go to the car park out the back of burger king alone like he said. And then he told me that the car park out the back of burger king was a Zone Of Power with about 20 ley lines and a druid burial site and also Merlin planted the first mistletoe tree there. So I felt safer. So I got there about 11-20 and the Burger King was almost empty apart from a couple of cleaners and some guy (about 40) with a comb-over. I waited and waited and guys kept driving past yelling at me and stuff, and the guy with the combover kept staring at me out of the window. I waited almost an hour but I never saw Lord KA :( But I guess it was TRUE about the carpark being a Zone Of Power because the guy with the combover got up a couple of times and went to the payphone in the burger king lobby, and AT THE SAME TIME my mobile rang!! And NO-ONE was on the other end!!! It was so wierd, an obvious MYJGKLL coincidence!!!1! I wonder where Lord Ka was though? I hope nothing bad has happened to him. Being a MYJGKYYYNN is PERIOLUS. The GOOD NEWS: I made up with 1-K and we are not having a BLOOD FUED anymore. ( http://www.livejournal.com/users/mordantcarnival/15459.html) EXECPT!!!!! he is not 1-K now, it was revealed to him in a ritual he did that he is a PSYCHIC VAMPIRE. He was at a Pagan MOot in the pub on Thursday and he was talking to this woman and for NO REASON the woman started yawning and saying how it was late and she was tired and had better be off home! AT NINE THIRTY IN THE EVENING?!?!! He must have been DRAINING HER!!! That is proof that he is a psychic vampire! He has changed his name in honour of this discovery so now he has is Kay Une. (French). | | Sunday, August 8th, 2004 | | 12:13 pm |
Why I hijacked a Lj by Inlightenedment.
I am a WRITER. The whole reason i write anyway is to get READ. A true WRITER does not just sit on her work, if you do that your not a WRITER your just a wannabee. okay? so when I decided to get an Lj, I wanted to make sure it got read by loads of people RIGHT OFF. I did not want to have to beg for CRUMS FROM HTE TABLE of the so-called Lj ROYALTY. So I hijacked the Lj of some wannabbee-writer called mordantcarnival, which SUCKS and which she hardly ever updates ANYWAY. But then today I logged on or rather I TRIED to log on and found that she had CHANGED THE PASSWORD!!! OMFG!!!1! Talk about CENSORSHIP1!!! So I decided that i had done my best to get my MESSAGE across but that if people are not INLIGHTENED enough and are too stupid and LINEAR!! to listen to my MESSAGE I would WITHDRAW MY ENERGIES to my own Lj and I bet I get more readers than SHE does anyway. |
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