Inlightenedment's Journal

Really REALLY BAD NEWS!!!!!!!1!!!!
OMFG(-d) I really AM under MASSIVE PSIYCYC ASSUALT!!! I have PROOf!!!

OOKaay, well I went back on my GNVQ class in computers. And it turns out I missed this asingnment deadline while I was WITHDRAWING MY ENERGIES. And this other assinngmnet. And a phase test.

And they were all like Well if you want to stay on the course then you have to do ALL THIS SHIT by Mondday or were chucking you out!!! so then I waas like "WHAHHHHT?" and I tried to explain about how i was Withdrawing my energies because they were being GATEKEEPERS (just like it says the Warchowski Brothers are in Matrix Warrior!) and they said "Nevertheless, if you want to continue this course you have to do the coursework, blah blah" and I was like "WHHHHAAAAAAATTTT!!" because why should I do this shit which is totally BENEATH ME because I am already totally skilled with computers? But they wouldn't listen. They suck! They are so totally HIDEBOUND by their LINEAR REALITY TUNNEL!!!!

There was nothing for it but to except their tems. So I said Okay I'll get it done, which was on Friday. But i had a couple of rituals to do on Friday night and so i couldnt do it then. And then on Saturday I had another really important ritual during the day, and that night my favourite band, the Chains of Agony, were playing at the Waggon and Horses so I just HAD to go. So that left Sunday. so when I got back from the Pub on saturday night the FIRST thing i did was a TIME MANIPULATION RITUAL that I invented so that I could slow down time enough to do all my coursework the next day; luckily I had Absinthe in the house because Absinthe is my ritual Libation.

BUT!!! The person or people responsible for the Psiycych attack must have CORRUPTED my ritual somehopw because when I woke up it was 1-30 in the afternoon!!! Also the Psiycych attckers had CURSED me with an Astral Sickness!!!! I was suffering from Psiycychal Damage in BOTH my stomach chackrar AND my THIRD EYE!!!!!!1!!, as PROVEN by the fact I was nuaseuos and had a severe pain in my head.

These people are obviously completely commited to Destroying my MYAGGIKYL carreer so I had to spend most of the afternoon strengthening my Sheild. I was a bit lucky because I found a wesite with almoast EXACTLY the same asingnment as one of my asingnments, also I got most of the answers to my so called phase test. The other assingmnet was a bit more of a problem: I ended up paying about £20 for it. Then I spent the rest of Sunday night charging a powerful Sigel to make sure I passed.

But my atackkers were not done with me!!! in my haste to get thnrough my OVERLOAD of work, I had accidently left the name of the guy whos website I got my work off at the top of my assignement. So then they go "Blah blah, plagerism, blah blah," and I was like "Well information wants to be FREE!" but they were too linear to listen. They failed my assgnments and now I'll have to rtake that WHOLE UNIT AGAIN!!!! Also they said that if I ever use the Free Information of the Internet in that way again (so called "plagerism", which it wasn't even, because I made NO MONEY!!!!), they'll BAN me from the technical colladge!!!!!!! Talk about a POLICE STATE!!!!!!!!!

SO MUCH FOR FREEDOM OF SPEACH.

I will FIND OUT who is responsible for these Psiycych attacks and I will HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!"!!