Inlightenedment ([info]inlightenedment) wrote,

PSICYICH ATTACK!!!!!!!!

I AM UNDER PSICYICH ATTACK!! I HAVE PROOFF!!!#

I opened my email today to see THIS!

QUOTE:

Roberto Mclain,';

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s 0 m @ ,:
v i 0 x x,+
v i l g r @ , *


--
qualify ,repel .
^
,cuddly ,bamboo .



OBVIOUSLY someone got my email off this site (HOW????) and used it to send me a HYPERSIGEL to fuck me up!!

FIRSTLY: I don't even know a "Roberto Mclain," which is not even ENGLISH (not that i am a racialist or anything). ALSO this: '; is not ANY kind of smiley that I know. it looks lik a winking smley like ;) but you see there is NO MOUTH and a thing over on eye, which is a SIGEL to say that "I hope you (that is me, that is, inlightenedment) get a head injury over your eye that makes you not speak and also not close one eye" which I NEEED to do to MEDITATE which I need to do for MYAJGYIYJKK (PS i am really good at this, I can meditate for almost 7 minutes, I would be able to go for longer except that my NEIGHBOUR keeps coming home at 6-00 and running the bath or the shower or something, whatever it is I can here water running, and how's anyone supposed to meditate with all THAT going on? And if I just play the MATRIX soundtrack a few times when it's a bit late he has the NERVE to be all "Boo hoo, its 3-00 in the morning and I have to be up at six am to go to work" and when I tried to explain that he should not let his life be ruled by MONEY he got all HOSTILE!!)

SECONDLY:

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THIS IS AN OBVIOUS THREATT to make me get SICK with EVIL MYAJGYIYJKK!!! And make me go BACK TO SLEEP and be a PRISNER and not seek inlightenedment anymore!!

Then there follws the MOST OBVIOUSLY EVIL MYAJGYIYJKKYL part, which is a strange acrostic or puzzle or something, which I can't work out. I could work it out with GERMARTIAN but I dont' want to look at it to much incase it is a FRACTAL which infects me with a MEME. anyway it looks like this:

C i @ l i s,}
v @ l i um,/
x @ n @ x,}
s 0 m @ ,:
v i 0 x x,+
v i l g r @ , *


(sorry if I fucked my HMLT, I had my eyes shut.)



Then there is THIS part, which is waht makes it OBVIOUSLY a HYPERSIGEL:

--
qualify ,repel .
^
,cuddly ,bamboo .


qualify, WHICH is a REFERENCE to the fact that I did not pass my NVQ 1 of computor skills. Which I could of passed but they wouldn't teach us any hacking, which is what computors are FOR anyway so I WITHDREW MY ENERGY from it. It was a command to go back into the SYSTEM.

repel, which is a reference to how the SYSTEM will repel my efforts to tear it down.

cuddly and bamboo, which are a discription of the nearly extinct Panda, to say that I am NEARLY EXTINCT!!1!!!

OMFG.!!!!!!!!!!????!!!!!1

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[info]velvetvandal

August 14 2004, 02:56:34 UTC 7 years ago

inlightendment, your magickal instincts are indeed strong. One path only is open to you to defeat the dastardly fiends who have sent you this evil sigil: you must appear to be doing exactly what the senders want you to do, but then you must turn around and trick them with a dastardly 'Kissing Mr Quimper'-style sting, like in the Invisibles! Yes, inlightendment, as hard as it will be for you...you must return to college, appear to be following the instruction to 'qualify'...

...and then destroy the very system from within! Raaaaaaargh! Fuck you I won't do what you tell me! MOTHERFUCKER!

[info]inlightenedment

August 14 2004, 08:37:42 UTC 7 years ago

Well NVQ1 is not college, its a proper VOCATIONAL couse, ACTUALLY. but I guess i could go back since I only withdrew my energies on Tuesday and I didn't actually tell anyone I was withdrawing them. I've missed a couple of classes but that shouldn't be a problem. I've missed classes before but ive mede it clear that I will not be BOUND by the pathetack RULES of the CRONO-FASCHISTS.

Anonymous

August 19 2004, 06:00:23 UTC 7 years ago

Psichiych online defence can help YOU!

Dear mr inlightenedment,

are you HARRASSED by THE MAN? do you get HEADACHES for NO REASON? Are complete strangers sending you evil HYPERSIGILS and debilitating HTML to stop you spreading the TRUTH about the SYSTEM? Have you ever experienced 'lost time' while using your computer, hours or even days passing without you realising?

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[info]inlightenedment

August 22 2004, 14:34:16 UTC 7 years ago

Re: Psichiych online defence can help YOU!

OMFG yes I totally want some!!! especially after I saw this hot chick modleing them. BTW these are the same glases right?

http://www2.harrow.gov.uk/UserData/0/7/0/Info00000070/smallmug.jpg

Anonymous

August 24 2004, 05:56:27 UTC 7 years ago

Re: Psichiych online defence can help YOU!

That's Joe 90 isn't it?

Ah, no, those look like one of the early prototypes. The final design had to be a little larger, we needed more space for RAM. Um, and the vial of goat's blood. Here is a more recent shot, taken at our testing range. The test-subject shown was exposed to the nastiest stuff we could get our hands on, for ten hours, and as you can see suffered no ill effects.

http://db1.fotocommunity.de/neu/pic/84/916784.jpg

[info]inlightenedment

August 24 2004, 11:32:24 UTC 7 years ago

Re: Psichiych online defence can help YOU!

OMFG!!!!! TEH MAN has haxx0red yr link!!!!1!! They dont want me to have the glasses!!!!!!!!!! ITS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!
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